Monday, January 17, 2011

Grey's Anatomy, Criminal Minds and my missing clothes

Well I've been having possibly the most relaxing long weekend a person could have up until I realized there's something in my basement stealing socks and underwear. This is both disturbing and depressing because
1) Why would anyone/anything want dirty underwear and socks
2)These articles of clothing are a very important part of my day without them I cannot function. It's like when I have a test I have to wear comfortable clothing to school (aka sweats and a really loose t-shirt) in order for me to pass it
3)It just might be a rat
Now just so you now I have a horrible fear of rats they are right above cockroaches but below horrible romantic comedies (I for one am okay with comedies and romance I just hate it when they mix). Now back to the rats, I've only seen a rat once in my life and it was possibly one of the worst things I've ever experienced. It's not like the rat was alive it was dead in a puddle of water in my house. I yelled for a good 10 minutes before I calmed myself down and rocked back and forth in the corner of my bedroom.
Oh my lord, have you guys watched Grey's anatomy and criminal minds. Let me tell you those to shows had me yelling throughout the whole thing. If you guys watched Grey's anatomy you'd know that Calli was in the elevator with Arizona and she told her that she's pregnant with Mark's baby! I'm having mixed feelings about this though because Calli just doesn't seem like the "mother type", she's more of the "up for trying new things type" but in the end I would love to see if she and Mark can pull it off.
If you watched criminal minds on wednesday you'd know that Reid was having these painful headaches throughout the whole episode. I thought it was kind of amusement but the majority of people thought it was sad. You wanna know something though I've actually always wanted Reid to get killed off. Why you ask, I don't even know. I would just like to see if the BAU would cope without him. Okay anyways there was this crazy dude who was yelling throughout the whole episode (that guy is my new favourite character). Basically in the end Reid goes to this hospital to see what's wrong with him but the doctor say there's nothing wrong with him and he should go get help because he might be crazy. Then Reid leaves the room but not before he spazzes out on the doctor. ha, I love Reid but I am happy he's crazy.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Oh I completely forgot to explain to you who Penelope is. Basically Penelope suffers from this curse where she has a pig nose, she also has a long streak of bad luck. In the end she obviously falls in love and breaks the curse... as predictable as they come *sigh*.
Today was an interesting day to say the least.. well interesting if you think leaving school before first period because of cramps then spending 30 minutes rolling around in bed thinking your going to die followed by a 2 hour nap is interesting. Anyways while all of this was occurring I was thinking to myself if I'm going to die today this sucks horribly! Why this sucks you ask because I didn't fulfill anything on my bucket list. Now that I told you about my bucket list I might as well tell you what's on it.

My Bucket List
1. Get past my fear of airplanes and go straight to Italy specifically Venice.
2. Meet Wentworth Miller and hear his extremely hot voice without fainting
3. Learn how to rollerblade (yes I know pathetic right I don't know how to Rollerblade)
4. Learn to say hello in 30 languages
5. Break some sort of record
6. Ride in a hot air balloon
7. Go to Valencia, Spain and be apart of the La Tomatina festival
8. Visit the Leaning Tower of Pisa
9. Learn how to create short films
10. Read every single book written by Shakespeare.
11. Have a street named after me
12. Make a difference in at least one person's life
13. Write a New York times best selling novel
14. Start a blog done
15. Create a time capsule that I'll open in 10 years
16. Watch turtles hatch and go into the ocean
17. Find Perry the platypus
18. Save the Siberian Tigers
19. Go to time square on New Year's Eve
20. Go to the highest place I can find and yell at the top of my lungs
21. Lose some baby fat (this should be at the top of my list )
22. Go onto a film set
23. Run a marathon
24. Meet Matthew Gray Gubler and have a very awkward conversation about anything
25. Eat at least 2 weird foreign delicacies
26. Visit a high security prison
27. Go cliff diving (when I overcome my fear of heights)
28. Have a random conversation with a hobo
29. Stop being so antisocial
30. Overcome my fear of heights
31. Throw a pebble down mount everest
32. Release a rat into the girls' washroom at school
33. Meet a person named Bob
34. Go to Mecca
This is obviously just the beginning of my bucket list. It'll grow soon enough. You know what would be an awesome bonus if i met a hobo named bob... that would be the epitome of awesomeness! By the way I really think I'm naturally smart. Considering the fact that I haven't tried to get an 89 average on my report card.



Thursday, October 14, 2010

High School and the occasional comfort ice cream


You're actually reading this blog even though it's about an awkward girl, who's chubby, has a wide smile and a pig nose not a serious pig nose like Penelope but it's still an oddly shaped nose. Sadly I've changed a lot mentally not physically. I used to be a quiet, polite girl until this year now I really don't care about what people think about me and I'm not so polite anymore, you can even say I'm rebellious (not that it's a good thing). Whatever though people say teen girls are supposed to seem like they're pmsing all the time. I used to want to become a transplant surgeon my grade were basically 80% and up but now I just want to take a break and forget about grades, school and what people think about me. This is freshman year for me it's slightly intimidating. I can get through it though all I need is my comfort Ice cream. So far these are the challenges I've faced.
1. The popular same colour skinny jean wearing girls: These girls were threatening at first. They actually walked in a line with like matching skinny jeans (I thought I was watching a horrible version of mean girls when I first saw them). Well now that a month of school passed I now these girls are actually pretty nice people not biznatches who enjoy making people's lives horrible but still I'm not the best when it comes to socializing so I avoid them (I hate my horrible socializing skills).
2. Let me just say if it is is possible to be dyslectic when it comes to math then I am very well math dyslectic. Wait time out it is possible to be dyslectic when it comes to math.. okay time back in.
3. Home room teacher: My homeroom teacher doesn't like me at all! She says I talk to much and implied that I have "attitude". (I find this sorta ironic though since I have horrible socializing skills). Seriously though my whole class gives her a hard time so I don't think she likes any of us.
4. Pens: I hate pens always have probably always will. Even though I hate these stupid plastic ink filled things from hell teachers still insist on us using them for everything. If you people are wondering why I hate pens so much let me type a couple of reasons.I have horrible handwriting skills and make lots of mistakes, when I use pen I can't erase my mistakes. The type I have at my house smells like black licorice. A kid popped a pen on my desk when I was in grade
6.I popped a pen in my mouth (it burned and tasted like chemicals).
5. Lockers- I personally don't trust lockers or like them. All you need to break into a locker is a crow bar. What if somebody decided to break into my locker one day. They would steal my sixth grade diary. My sixth grade diary is probably the most embarrassing thing I own, scratch that it is the most embarrassing thing I own but for some reason I can't bring myself to throw it out. Here's a little caption from my sixth grade diary.
"You live in a banana cream,
Apple tree,
Strawberry,
Chocolate free,
Happily
Field with gold and silver
Banana cheese
Apple cream
Hair as hard as a piece of gum"
I know you're probably thinking this girl is freakin deranged but no actually I'm not... or I don't think I am. I actually wanted to be a poet... obviously that's a dream I'll never achieve.
6. Looks: I am now at an age were looks are more important than homework, tests or any other school related activities. If you love your looks you're probably going to go off and do some shit you're going to regret the next morning. If you don't feel up to other peoples standards though you'll become obsessed with changing your appearance.
7. Boys- Do I seriously need to elaborate on this.
8. Changing friends- It sucks when all your friends seem to be changing and your just there like "okay... yeah while you're out with that guy I'll be at home watching Grey's anatomy reruns while eating butterscotch ice cream."
Yeah just one month passed and I already have 8 issues with high school chances are there will be more but like I said before I can make it through this with my comfort ice cream.